You don’t have to pretend to be all nice in order to get into some chick’s pants, you can just be your pervy self and let it all hang out because the chicks on here are the same way.
If you use the regular version you might get connected to a guy or tranny but they also have a girls only version where you can only get to talk to chicks. You can get up to all sorts of fun on here, webcam sex, dirty talk, living out your wildest fantasies. The site loads with your webcam feed in the bottom left, and a chat window.
" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served.
Q: Why can't Lebron James shop at the dollar store? Q: Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper? Q: What do stockbrokers say to each other when they want the other person to shut up? The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have." The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?
Q: What do you call an investment that profits off of shareholder activism? Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
This is probably the only place in the world where opening with a dick pic wouldn’t earn you a slap in the face.
I love this site because there’s no beating around the bush - only beating it.
Of course if you want to create one, you can, and this will allow you to tip and stuff like that, but you don’t have to.
You do have to give the site access to your microphone and camera, so if you don’t like to do that, you may not enjoy this site.
However, some of the chicks on here really don’t mind if you don’t feel like showing your face online.
A: When you get off the plane walk into the propellers! "We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you go down on your knees, unzip my trousers, pull the sausage out and start sucking on it" So, they go into the first pub and do exactly as Paddy suggested.
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Vegas? You feel stuck with your debt if you cant budge it. A: To hear 50 Cent Q: What coin doubles in value when half is deducted? Sean is really pissed off at first that Paddy spent their last money on a sausage, but Paddy lets him in on his plan.