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Dads 10 rules of dating

So far they have seemed to have picked good fellas...to mention none dated before their senior year in high school....except for proms or what not.

You poor old "bastids" in for a long haul in regard to the "dating years"! If you want to make your hair turn gray, or fall out completely, just remember what ran through your minds when picking up some crusty old sumbichs' daughter for the first time.

No hyper-testosteroned teen pays any attention to dad.

Last year someone sent it to a list I was on, and since I don't have a daughter, and in the spirit of the thing, I wrote up the following... You may glance at him, but any glances going beneath the belt will get you an immediate expulsion from my house.

If you like it, feel free to share it, but make sure you tell the truth about who wrote it, or I'll have to come, ummmm..... If my son gathers his courage and asks you for a date, this is not an opportunity to run all your errands with my car. You will find your feet hitting the pavement faster than your gum-snapping mouth can shriek "What?? "I am aware that it is considered fashionable for girls of your age to wear their shirts with the bottom half ripped off, where any sudden movement threatens to expose yourself to any casual passerby or with necklines so low that your breasts nearly tumble out, so, please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete moronic sluts.

: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.

Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.

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  1. Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Rule One If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.

  2. Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter. we've got rules for dating our teenage. pull out the "I've got a shotgun and a shovel" line my dad used on.

  3. Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Son. Have you seen the "10 Rules for Dating My Daughter? I always get a chuckle out of that when it came around!

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