If you picture all California girls as blonde, blue-eyed, completely shallow females who compensate what they lack in intelligence with attitude, then you've got it completely wrong.
There are all different kinds of California girls, not just the cliché kind, and if you don't know any, you're missing out.
California has a lot of beaches, but not everybody surfs.
There are many people who live 10 minutes from the beach, and never ever go there.
Californians try to spend as much time outside as possible, so many classes, movies and concerts are held outdoors, not to mention all the sex that people have in great outdoors. Everybody has to have their own shopping bags, since in many parts of the state, stores aren't allowed to give out plastic bags.California girls are tough—they have to be because they need to know how to deal with droughts, earthquakes, and the constant complaining of people from other states who (for some reason) are forced to live in LA or San Francisco, and must express how much California and its residents, suck on a semi-regular basis.California women aren’t into competing about which state is the best—it's pretty pointless. California is so many different things that there’s constant talk of dividing it up into as many as 6 different states— that's like having a state for every different mood you're in.At the same time, no matter how clean-eating someone is, they still know how to order off the menu at In-N-Out. When fruit falls on a public sidewalk, taking it is a good way to stretch your food budget.By using the food, and not letting it go to waste, you are doing a public service. True story: When I started school in NYC, I tried to wear flip-flops in the snow. Havaianas Top Hot Pink, , us.havaianas.com" title="" src="data:image/gif;base64, R0l GODlh AQABAIAAAAAAAP///y H5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" data-src="https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539f9480c538f_-_cos-hot-pink-0411-sandals-lg.jpg? After all, we've probably already dated that dude or know someone who did and he's not all that, nor is he a bag of chips.9. Because we drive pretty much every freaking where, you can count on us to man the wheel in a high-speed car chase and get us (and the millions of dollars you just stole) home safely.10. We're obsessed with them because ours are delicious — rich and smooth and with the consistency of a good cream — and we will put them on (and in! Did you know that you can make chocolate pudding with avocados? I do not say this lightly; avocados are complain when it rains. " and Northern California is like, "Don't call it Frisco, you idiot with a boob job." It just is what it is.16. California is actually pretty diverse when it comes to the ladies and it's getting more diverse by the day. Lots of Californians don't live on the coast and for those of us in chiller climates, beach learning is not ideal. Or something less drastic; just don't make fun of us for it because that's tired and you're better than that.6. We can go from bed to beach in 10 minutes flat, even if that beach is Ocean Beach in San Francisco and we're wearing a Thinsulate coat and have tiny heating pads in our mittens.7. I own 12 pairs of flip-flips and each pair is essential to my life. (Our company's dress code is "so freaking casual you have no idea")14. Don't judge until you feel the magic of green juice coursing through your veins! Here's how it is: Southern California is like, "OMG, I LOVE Frisco!You love your state, and that’s cool, California girls just can’t imagine living anywhere else. I feel depressed today, think I'll go to the state of Emo-California.The word hella is used by No Cal peeps whereas the classic like definitely has its roots in the San Fernando Valley.Your California girl may be taking many less showers and is washing her hair less often to help conserve water.Sometimes people will even shower together, you know to save on water.