Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. - Sure-fire singles ad by Joe Bob Briggs Yeah, I'm kind of lazy.
Online dating isn’t always a ball of fun — it’s actually more like a rollercoaster ride with ups and downs.
When you’re experiencing those downs, laughter is the best way to pick yourself up.
We’ve compiled a list of 21 funny quotes about online dating (from experts in the industry, comedians, and the jewels of the internet, memes).
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. - Yasmine Bleeth If people waited to know each other before they were married, the world wouldn't be so grossly over-populated. Somerset Maugham Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Most women, before going on a date, will tell someone who they’re going to be with, will give them the address of where they’re going, will text in the middle of dinner saying they’re OK, and will let them know when they got home. If you’re online dating, you’re looking for people no one wants, and it’s a month,” said funny man and magician Phil Pivnick.We’re not so sure a lot of men feel like they have to take these precautions. In her “Nine Months Luciana” series, author Maggie Wells writes, “Don’t you think it’s weird how dating profiles emphasize listings of your favorite TV shows, movies, and books?It’s for those who know a good thing when they see it, even if they don’t see it nearly enough. - Julia Roberts Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay? It's being able to eat anything without getting fat. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease. O'Rourke There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.I was in love, and the feeling was even more wonderful than I ever imagined it could be.– Perhaps, after all, romance did not come into one’s life with pomp and blare, like a gay knight riding down; perhaps it crept to one’s side like an old friend through quiet ways; perhaps it revealed itself in seeming prose, until some sudden shaft of illumination flung athwart its pages betrayed the rhythm and the music, perhaps… love unfolded naturally out of a beautiful friendship, as a golden-hearted rose slipping from its green sheath.Distance is not for the fearful, it’s for the bold.It’s for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love.That’s why we decided to share our very favorite, swoon-worthy love quotes with you. I’ll never stop losing my breath every time I see you looking back at me. – I have for the first time found what I can truly love–I have found you.That way you can pin or bookmark this post now and come back to it whenever you need a romantic love quote. You are my sympathy–my better self–my good angel–I am bound to you with a strong attachment.