Boy: I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. I want you to know something but I'm too scared to tell you in person.
" "You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on." "Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave! ) "The sign says NO SMOKING...you are definitely SMOKIN! Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What?
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Their eyes will light up when you enter their live room and that’s truly an exciting thing to experience.
Funny Pick Up Lines: "Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
But, 'quickie' has U & I together." "I heard you're a Gryffinwhore" (Why? "Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM." "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." "Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number? You'd be a hot-o-bot, and you'd be called Optimus Fine!
") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams." "I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. "Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe" Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.