Do ten little-toe crunches every morning and maybe one day he won’t cry all the way home. And most importantly, whatever happens in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it. Trying to ogle two boobs at the same time is like reading in a car – it’ll make you sick. If you’re older than 30 and you do get married, accept the fact that throw pillows will become a big part of your life. Magic is cool, despite what you may have heard from everyone you’ve ever talked to.
This is mainly because I am a Ukrainian woman (but you know this already :)).
If you’ve been reading this blog for the last nine years, which you have, then you’re familiar with some of the universal rules I’ve selflessly shared, like, “If she’s over thirty she better get dirty,” “Stealing hotel shampoo on your first night can triple your haul,” and “Don’t get fat.” From time to time this running list violates that very last rule and I find it necessary to boil it down to only the most essential.
So here now, for your reading pleasure, I present the one true rule for leading an awesome life.
These are the rules that remind us how to give more of ourselves and how to grow with our relationship.
Relationship rules, to be successful and meaningful, should always be rooted in love.